New Era Arizona Diamondbacks Womens Logo Cap
June 22nd, 2009
Scarlette: Hey Julie, it’s me.
Julie: Oh, hey Scarlette. How’s it going?
Scarlette: Oh… oh… you know.
Julie: No, I don’t- Scarlette, what’s up?
Scarlette: Oh, it’s… nothing.
Julie: Somethings wrong, I can tell… what’s going on!? Do you want me to come over?
Scarlette: Calm down! It’s nothing serious. It’s just… things haven’t been going as well as they were with my old Diamondbacks hat.
Julie: *gasp* I KNEW it!! Scarlette, I’m so sorry. What happened?
Scarlette: Well… he’s getting a little rough around the edges.
Julie: You mean his manners have gotten worse and that kind of thing?
Scarlette: No, I mean litterally… he’s fraying. The fabric along the edges is all torn up.
Julie: I see.
Scarlette: And he’s fading too… the red looks almost grey by now.
Julie: Wow. I’ve heard that can happen.
Scarlette: Yeah… so I just don’t know. It’s not the same anymore. What do you think?
Julie: Well… oh Scarlette, I think you need to move on!
Scarlette: What!? But Julie, you’ve always been so supportive of this relationship!
Julie: I’m your friend. I have to be supportive, or you won’t let me in on all the good gossip. But face it, that old Diamondback hat is yesterdays news. And to tell you the truth…
Scarlette: Julie, what is it?
Juile: Well… *giggle* You see, there’s this hat I’ve been wanting to set you up with…
Scarlette: Are you serious?
Julie: YES! He’s white on the back and red on the front- much more attractive than your old solid colored cap. And get this- it’s a cap SPECIFICALLY STYLED FOR WOMEN!
Scarlette: *gasp* No!
Juile: Yes!! And he’s totally available- for only fourteen bucks. FOURTEEN BUCKS! Can you beleive it??
Scarlette: Oh, I don’t know… it’s just so soon…
Julie: Come on, girl. Get a grip. This is a once in a lifetime oprotunity.
Scarlette: Well…
Julie: For one dollar, you can even add hat protectant- you’ll never have to worry about fraying or fading again.
Scarlette: Oh wow. Okay, you’ve convinced me.
Juile: Oh my gosh! That’s so exciting! You go, girl! Kiss that fadded old Diamondback hat goodbye!
The New Era Arizona Diamondbacks Womens Logo cap features an attractive pattern on the front of the cap with a mesh material in on the back. The cap is adjustable to provide the most comfortable fit possible.
And don’t forget to add Hat Protectant Spray for just $1.00, to keep your hat looking new for years to come!
























