Price: $ 5.00

Ask The Mad Hatter

Dear Mad Hatter,

I've been wanting to write in with this problem for quite some time. I'm the kind of dad who likes to share everything with his kids, from late night snacks to, of course, my love of the St. John's University baseball team. But lately I feel that my son has been pulling away from me, and I can't help but notice his sudden interest in other sports teams. He's only six, and it's painful for me to watch this change in him. I want to know if you have any advice for how I can bring my son back to his roots in college baseball. Help?

-Desperate Dad

Dear Desperate,

What you're going through is very common among parents. I know how you feel. You've tried to bring him up right and give him the most important thing you have: your love of a good sports team- and then he turns his back on all of it. I have just the thing to get you and your son bonding over cheetos in front of the television again: the Zephyr St John's University Red Storm Animated Cap. Not only will the cap remind your son of what really matters, but it's adjustable so you can both wear it. If seeing his dad in an authentic-looking team cap won't change his mind, nothing will.

-The Mad Hatter


Red Storm adjustable. It just seems to fit.

And don't forget to add the hat protectant spray for just $1, to keep your hat looking new for years to come! ]]> http://www.hataday.com Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 12.00

In the harsh cold world out there, anyone with any experience knows you gotta be smart, you gotta be tough, and you gotta be cool or you won't make it past your front door each day without something terrible happening, like not getting a promotion or loosing your lunch money to a pick-pocket or being in the wrong place at the wrong time during an alien invasion. You know how this goes, because chances are if you're able to read this you've been living in this harsh cold world for at least a couple of years.

What perhaps you didn't know, however, is how effective the right hat can be in enabling you to cope with life and the world around you without any of the above disasters taking place. In the interest of getting straight to the point, we recomend the New Era Seattle Mariners Fadeout Cap. It's the ultimate cap for the job because it's blue and has a Mariners logo on it and is bursting with individuality and style- clearly, the only way to go. Let's look at each of our hypothetical, very-likely-to-happen-on-any-old-day-of-the-week situations.

1. You do not get a promotion. The cool style on this hat will take care of that- anyone with enough class to put this hat on their heads at the first company picnic or barbaque will undoubtably gain a solid reputation in the eyes of a manager.

Price: $ 10.00

Face to Face
with Bully the Bull Dog

For this week's interview, Hataday.com sat down with the Mississipi State's famous mascot, Bully. Between attending home games and traveling with the team, Bully has a relaxing life of sleeping in his dog house and eating the scraps brought to him by his favorite players. He took a little time out of this busy schedule to tell us about the life of fame and glory, and to fill us in on his favorite hat.

Hataday.com: So Bully. You've been doing this for how log?
Bully: Since 1961. Before that, the Mississippi State football team was known as the Maroons, and before that, the Aggies. They hired me when they became known as the Bulldogs, and I've been working for them ever since.

Hataday.com: That was a very long time ago, for a dog.
Bully: What are you trying to say?

Hataday.com: Nothing. Moving on. You say that you've never missed a game, except for once when you saw a flying hotdog. What did you mean by that?
Bully: Well, it turned out to be an blimp advertisement. I had them banned. It was far too distracting.

Hataday.com: I see. You said that you had a favorite Mississippi state hat. Which one would that be?
Bully:The Zephyr Dawgs Cap. Without a doubt. It's comforatable, durable, and it proudly shows off the team colors and logo. I wear it everywhere.

Hataday.com: Everywhere?
Bully: Yes, everywhere.

Hataday.com: Interesting. And you would recomend this hat to fans, as well?
Bully: Absolutely. That's what it is, really, a hat for fans. And that's what I am. A fan. The only difference is it happens to be my own team that I'm a fan of.

Hataday.com: Your team?
Bully: In a manner of speaking, yes.

Hataday.com: I thought it was the coach's team, and the playe...
Bully: Growls

Hataday.com: Allright, folks! This has been Bully the Bulldog, on Hataday.com! Don't forget to pick up your own Zephyr Mississippi State Dawgs Cap with today's sale, and we'll see you next time!
Bully: We'll see about that.


With only two days left of College Hat Week on Hataday.com we are offering the Gonzaga University Bulldogs Cap from Zephyr. This quality constructed hat is comfortable to wear and will always look good. Pick up this special quickly- it will not last long.

And don't forget to add Hat Protectant Spray for just $1.00, to keep your hat looking new for years to come!]]> http://www.hataday.com Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 15.00

Meet the Mascot

As told to Douglas Doubter

For today’s interview, we sat down with the Denver Bronco, Miles.

Hataday.com: So Miles, how fast can you run?
Miles: Excuse me?

Hataday.com: Well, you're a horse, right?
Miles: Uh... yeah, but I'm not exactly in the running buisness... I'm a mascot.

Hataday.com: (disapointed) Oh. Right. So what's that like?
Miles: It's... great. It's a great feeling knowing that I can make a whole stadium of people experience such joy and...

Hataday.com: Yeah, yeah. Hey, I've always wondered, do horses really eat hay? Because in movies it looks a little more like grass, or maybe straw.
Miles: Uh... well... I usually just eat whatever the players are eating, so I really wouldn't know.

Hataday.com: Humm. I see. What about shoes?
Miles: Shoes? Shoes are very important in Football. If you don't have the right ones, you could end up slipping, or even...

Hataday.com: No, no- I mean horse shoes! Do they really bring good luck?
Miles: I really wouldn't know, sir.

Hataday.com: Okay then. I think our time is comming to a close. Thanks Miles, you can go now.
Miles: Um... okay... thanks, I think...


Check out this attractive Broncos cap from Reebok. The cap features an all blue hat with a large Broncos logo on the front. All caps are fitted.

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Price: $ 6.00

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Commic of the Week

by Joe Talent









This cap is one of the cooliest looking Yankees hats out there. It is sure to be a cap none of your friends will have. The cap features multi color printed Yankee logos and one large raised Yankee logo on the front.

Don't forget your hat spray to keep this baby looking new. ]]> http://www.hataday.com Sun, 28 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 14.00

Scarlette: Hey Julie, it's me.
Julie: Oh, hey Scarlette. How's it going?
Scarlette: Oh... oh... you know.
Julie: No, I don't- Scarlette, what's up?
Scarlette: Oh, it's... nothing.
Julie: Somethings wrong, I can tell... what's going on!? Do you want me to come over?
Scarlette: Calm down! It's nothing serious. It's just... things haven't been going as well as they were with my old Diamondbacks hat.
Julie: *gasp* I KNEW it!! Scarlette, I'm so sorry. What happened?
Scarlette: Well... he's getting a little rough around the edges.
Julie: You mean his manners have gotten worse and that kind of thing?
Scarlette: No, I mean litterally... he's fraying. The fabric along the edges is all torn up.
Julie: I see.
Scarlette: And he's fading too... the red looks almost grey by now.
Julie: Wow. I've heard that can happen.
Scarlette: Yeah... so I just don't know. It's not the same anymore. What do you think?
Julie: Well... oh Scarlette, I think you need to move on! Scarlette: What!? But Julie, you've always been so supportive of this relationship!
Julie: I'm your friend. I have to be supportive, or you won't let me in on all the good gossip. But face it, that old Diamondback hat is yesterdays news. And to tell you the truth...
Scarlette: Julie, what is it?
Juile: Well... *giggle* You see, there's this hat I've been wanting to set you up with...
Scarlette: Are you serious?
Julie: YES! He's white on the back and red on the front- much more attractive than your old solid colored cap. And get this- it's a cap SPECIFICALLY STYLED FOR WOMEN!
Scarlette: *gasp* No!
Juile: Yes!! And he's totally available- for only fourteen bucks. FOURTEEN BUCKS! Can you beleive it??
Scarlette: Oh, I don't know... it's just so soon...
Julie: Come on, girl. Get a grip. This is a once in a lifetime oprotunity.
Scarlette: Well...
Julie: For one dollar, you can even add hat protectant- you'll never have to worry about fraying or fading again.
Scarlette: Oh wow. Okay, you've convinced me.
Juile: Oh my gosh! That's so exciting! You go, girl! Kiss that fadded old Diamondback hat goodbye!


The New Era Arizona Diamondbacks Womens Logo cap features an attractive pattern on the front of the cap with a mesh material in on the back. The cap is adjustable to provide the most comfortable fit possible.

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Price: $ 17.00

Greetings, reader. The name's Cincinnati, Cincinnati Reds Beeline, really- but you can just call me CeCe. I may look like an ordinary hat to you, but that's far from the truth. I don't mean to brag, these are just the facts. I have a white embroidered logo on the front made with the finest silk threads, and I'm a classy cherry red color. Like I said, just the facts. I've been called words like "versitile" and "interchangable" before, but I think that may be taking it a bit too far. I just fit everyone, including you. I even have a logo on the back. So I'm not going to try to persuade you to take me home with you today. I think the facts speak for themselves.


Go for a hip style this time with the New Era Cincinnati Reds Beeline cap. It offers attractive New Era styling with distinctive Reds cues such as the Reds logo on the right side of the cap. The cap is all Red with an Black bill (traditional Reds colors).

And don't forget to add Hat Protectant Spray for just $1.00, to keep your hat looking new for years to come!]]> http://www.hataday.com Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 13.00

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Why settle for mediocricy when it comes to your choice of sports hats? You know you have it in you- the power to shine, brighter than the sun- brighter than whatever star is the brightest of them all! But you don't let it out, you keep it inside- all of that awesomeness locked up as you shuffle about wearing caps no one would pick out of the crowd.

Go for a hip style this time with the New Era Baltimore Orioles Beeline cap. It offers attractive New Era styling with distinctive Orioles cues such as the orange O on the right side of the cap. The cap is all black with an orange bill (traditional Orioles colors).

So mediocricy be gone, it's time to embrace the awesome within you!
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Price: $ 7.00

There are those that say variety is the spice of life- but here at Hataday.com, we're prepared to take things one step furthur than that. Because when you think of spices, what images come to your mind? Healthy images, that's what. Images of dishes stuffed to the brim with good vitamins and minerals, overflowing with vegtables, healthy lean-cut meat and beans, and sprinkled with the occasional noodle or grain of rice to maintain a healthy balance of grains. Many a perfectly good thanksgiving dinner has been soiled by the over-spiced green bean casoral or stuffing that tasted like an explosion had taken place in the spice drawer.

So enough with this spice nonsense. Variety is so important, we beleive it needs a more exciting comparison than with something that people buy in quantities no larger than a few ounces. The numbers don't lie- what people really want is unhealthy food. Ice cream sells by the gallon, and candy by the pound- cookies are stacked up or thrown in bags big enough to house a kitten, and the average consumer buys these things without glancing twice.

So perhaps more acurately speaking- variety is the sugar of life. Today at Hataday.com we are celebrating variety by bringing you a hat a little different from the countless major-league team hats we've featured with this sharp looking Tigers cap. We don't sell it in gallons or pounds, but you can be sure that when this hat arrives on your doorstep it will be in a bag, not a three-ounce bottle you can't fit a teaspoon into. And if nothing else, we can promise you this: the pride of ownership will be very, very sweet.


This is a great looking cap and features the comfortable one size fits all sizing system. Pick yours up today while it is still in stock.

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Price: $ 3.00

Here we are once again trying to please the hockey fans out there. You must realize Hataday.com does truely care about their customers and that is why we are offering the Minnnesota Hockey cap today at an unbeatable price. ]]> http://www.hataday.com Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 15.00

It's root root root for the hometeam no matter WHERE you go with this fantastic San Francisco hat- you'll be a giant among fans as well as a fan of the giants!

And don't forget to add Hat Protectant Spray for just $1.00, to keep your hat looking new for years to come! ]]> http://www.hataday.com Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 8.00

I know what your thinking "Finally some NBA caps on Hataday.com" and you are exactly right it is time for some NBA caps. So our first offering is the Adidas Spurs Basic Logo Slouch Cap. This is a great looking cap with a comfortable fit. Pick yours up today while supplies lasts!]]> http://www.hataday.com Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 7.00

TOM: I have always loved Cornhusker sports.

BOB: You mean Husker sports?

TOM: No, I mean Cornhusker. Gee, Bob, there's no such team as the Huskers!

BOB: Well, usually people call the Cornhuskers the Huskers for short... it just sounds better.

TOM: *nervous laughter* It sounds like you don't know what you're talking about.

BOB: Okay, whatever you say.

TOM: *clears throat* So anyway, I like their sports. They've got a fierce basketball team.

BOB: *under his breath* They would be fiercer if you called them the Huskers...

TOM: What was that, Bob?

BOB: Nothing, Tom.

TOM: *sighs* ANYway, I would love to get one of those Cornhuskers hats with the picture of the scowling corn stalk on it- think that'd make an impression on people?

BOB: It certainly would.

TOM: I think so.

BOB: You should get one.

TOM: I think I will.

*long pause*

TOM: Why does that smug look on your face mean?

BOB: Oh, nothing.

TOM: You're hidding something from me! Tell me!

BOB: Only if you admit that Huskers sounds cooler and you'd just never heard of it before.

TOM: *ponders* Fine. It's cooler and I'd never heard of it until today. What's the point?

BOB: (with pride) Take a look at this- today's hat on Hataday.com is a Huskers hat!

TOM: Wow, would you look at that! And... *gasps* look at that title!

BOB: What?

TOM: *laughs hysterically* It IS the Cornhuskers!
BOB: Whatever, Tom.

For all you Huskers out there Hataday.com has the perfect cap for you. This quality Zephyr cap is as comfortable as it is attractive making it a great cap for all those wild Cornhusker events. ]]> http://www.hataday.com Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0600

Price: $ 17.00

Yet another new New Era cap here at Hataday.com! It's like a New Era snow globe these days. If our office were to be turned upside-down and shaken by a five year old we would (no doubt) be finding New Era hats in unusual places for years to come. This time we are featuring the Toronto Blue Jays City Classic Cap. This cap is all black in color with a blue front logo and bill. But if you look around, you may notice this is a highly isolated snow storm- you're not going to find a cap like this just anywhere, and even if you do, it won't be for this price! So grab it before it blows away in the New Era blizzard of '09!

And don't forget to add Hat Protectant Spray for just $1.00, to keep your hat looking new for years to come!]]>